¶ Bastword
“Bastword” is a bastword of bastard and word.
A bastword is a word bred from two often unrelated words that create a new meaning.
A successful word breeding relies on sound proximity or spelling similarity.
To make a new bastword, one needs to hear language like spoken sounds first, meaning second.
Meaning is second in order, but it is crucial since the goal is to create new meaning from base words.
¶ Includes
- bastwording
- bastworded
¶ Examples
- I know my definition of 'bastword' make me pass for a WordTard, but WordTard is actually the wrong bastword of bastard and word. Their proper bastword is bastword. WordTard is actually a derogatory term for a bastwording aurtistic mothor-fauxchord like me who likes peopleosing.
- Bastwords can be themselves a bræeding (breeding OR reading) of two bastwords, making bastwording a comspellite ((compel AND spell) AND (complete AND elite)) sustem (sus AND system) ovf (of AND off) complaxitifying (complexifying AND laxative) of the words of a s/language, ornd (or AND/OR and) a ravolution (rave AND revolution) in the liengoutistic ((linguistic AND egoistic) AND (goo AND autistic) evoileution (evile (evil AND vile) AND evolution "eu" emerges, which is Greek suffix for good, right after evile) of trhumunkind ((true AND human) AND (humankind AND unkind)).
- One can bastword windinfinitily (indinfinitily (indefinitly AND infinity) AND windinfined (undefined AND winding).
- This guy trually too manyc bastwords. It's haord to feellow thwach he mwants tooo say.
- Thas sanetense soonly louses bastwards.
¶ You are welcome to contribute to this dictioneerie with your own words
However, low quality contributions will probably be replaced by a better word, or removed completely.
Use tags to organize bastwords into their base words.
A bastword can be the base of another bastword. For example, bastsword.
¶ The goal is a complaxatification of language.
What's a complaxatification?
If the meaning isn't obvious, search the dictioneerie!
Enjoy yourselves and have fun transufforming language to add a layer of complaxativity.
¶ This is a linguistic ravolution!
